my online friend had an e-death. i miss him
by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024
Get the e-deathmug. When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010
Get the Death Uddersmug. by literalwhy July 24, 2021
Get the Regarding Deathmug. how it ends.
hey tommy! care to share a meaning full book quote? - timmy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
by Silly little goose December 24, 2023
Get the deathmug. by Bloobdy October 10, 2025
Get the Major Ego Deathmug. When your so hungry in the morning after a night of going out with friends. Your prolly not hungover but just really hungry.
I ate a huge steak last night for dinner, a baked potato, and a few beers. It was all good till the next morning I felt like hunger death.
by Bigbrachcock11 August 12, 2017
Get the hunger deathmug. The last thing you will experience in your life after you say nigger in a room with even two black people, no matter the context it's in. Some people are just too butthurt .
John: Have you heard of Joe lately?
Bill: No, rumors spread that he died of a Black Death.
John: Dumbass said the n-word in front of black people in 2018, I'm glad he died.
Bill: No, rumors spread that he died of a Black Death.
John: Dumbass said the n-word in front of black people in 2018, I'm glad he died.
by UFO_nah_just_swamp_gas May 20, 2018
Get the Black Deathmug.