by Thatlazychild September 19, 2021
Get the Top-talkmug. A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
Get the Top Shottermug. by cupotea1234 April 18, 2021
Get the Tin Topmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by Xylonized October 10, 2016
Get the Rise to the topmug. Let's stop at a fast food place for a top off meal...just something small. That last meal wasn't quite enough.
by Michelleboommm May 23, 2019
Get the Top off mealmug. During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.
by Soonfald May 4, 2020
Get the Top-Dog Finishing Movemug.