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SIMP

When a man doesn’t spend time with the boys and spends time with his girlfriend.
Joe: Hey dude want to play?
Alex: nah I’m spending time with my girlfriend, I can’t hang out with the boys today
Joe: You SIMP
by Spongabobbo March 6, 2020
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Simp

Person 1: oh that guy is such a Liam
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: he is a simp
by not ranga September 23, 2020
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simp

Simp : Hey girl i'll buy you what ever!

Pimp : Hey girl how about I take you out back and make some quick money

simp is a softer person than a pimp he gives more loyalty than pimps who go exploit women for some $money.
why is he always simping for a person
by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021
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simp

specific situation that a simp would engage in: He follows a girl on ig, doesn't get a follow-back, then proceeds to either straight up dm her or like her posts, comment or reply to her stories without her responding nor following him back
This guy i didn't even follow back just keeps dming me he's such a simp.
by astro2398 November 30, 2021
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Simp

Lewis Thompson and Travis Bell the most pussy whipped boys out there. They idolise the puss rather than the boys and would rather be on ft than be a true bro.
"Bitches ain't shit" Ghandi
'Travis and lewis are such simps'
by T dog is a simp May 6, 2020
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simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
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Be A Simp Day

on February 27th Everybody in the discord server has to simp for pixels or real life people
oh no its be a simp day I guess I have to simp for an anime women
by Word Man2763 April 24, 2022
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