shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

Fail Shot

A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.

Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!

by GC12B October 3, 2010

shur shot

A guy who always cums to early and dissapoints the girl, or they also can be called 'corter pump chump'.

dissapointing in bed angry shur shot

by zee reelzz deallzzzzzzz April 23, 2011

Honey bear shot

When a man ejaculates onto a woman or man's face or body, but instead of a flowing, milky, beautiful fireworks shot, it just oozes out the tip, similar to the way honey oozes from the bears head of that one brand of honey jar.

Yo, this man brought me home last night, but I could tell he had masturbated earlier because his cum was Iike a honey bear shot

by Hamneggs1 September 25, 2020

Fetty Shot

A fetty shot is a sexual act where in a male ejaculates onto a women's face and some of his semen hits her in the eye causing her to close her eye and look like fetty wap.

Man, last night I fetty shot a girl and she couldn't see for like a hour!

by Cherrie June 16, 2016

jj shot

Jordan and Jaicobs home brew shot cocktail.
Noun - 1 part love, 2 parts the start of a good time

Enjoyed with friends and Andrew

You where’s the JJ shots at?
Jordan and Jaicob must be mixing them up now
Andrew ‘I’m so over this’

by Realisticenglish June 11, 2023

Ixmos Shot

An extremely difficult shot in the Overwatch seasonal game mode lucioball in which a player boops from a jump pad while ulting in an upwards direction while simultaneously jumping and moving with the ball so it looks as if you are within the ball. You then redirect the ball into the net to score. This shot was invented by top 10 mid player David "Ixmos" Schieffer

I just hit an Ixmos shot against Nite!

by TheBenasV February 5, 2022