Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

poo war ship

A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals

Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.

by I eat tiny orphan children March 8, 2022

office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

poo

when you poo

“it’s so poo”

by Arianagrandemother1 March 10, 2022

Dank poo poo man

The warlock that have super shit balls power

dank poo poo man is back baby

by jokera March 18, 2022

Lofdy poo

Fortnite battle pass I just poopy out my butt booted up my pc because I need me to get that fortnite battle pass.

Lofdy poo means sussy red imposter

by anonymous March 21, 2022

poo

the brown soft messy stuff that comes out of your butthole

i just went poo in the big ass mother fucking toilet while jacking off

by rstbrtbydtgfd shat March 21, 2022