Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

Fake

Lila Rossi

"If you've ever seen volpina you know that Lila Rossi is a lying bitch". "C'mon don't act Fake like Lila Rossi smh"

by miraculouslover6969 October 9, 2023

Fakebull

In investing, bulls believe a stock or security will increase in value, while bears believe they will decline. A fakebull is somewhat nihilistic insomuch as they don't believe anything, but they will pretend to believe something and will say anything in order to further their own interests.

Particularly they will present as bullish but what they are actually saying spreads fear and doubtFUD, hoping that bulls lose confidence because the message was from 'one of us'.

The fakebull said "The move looks good, but it needs to come down again first before it can move higher."

by Dark Pariah October 16, 2023

Fake honesty

"Fake honesty" is a way of answering a question honestly and politely but not necessarily answering the question.

Person A: Does this dress make me look fat?

Person B: It makes you look sparkly.

Person A: ... Stop using fake honesty.

by Skater G October 17, 2023

fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.

"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."

by jarniwan October 29, 2023

Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023