Fortnite

The main cause of autism, other than Team 10, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, and Dabbing. (no offence to autistic people.)

Mom: Why did you waste our credit card money?!?!?!?!?!??
Autistic Kid: Gotta get the V-bucks foe dem llamas, mom.
Mom: Im sick and tired of you playing that game and wasting our money!

Autistic Kid: Mom, im having fun.

Mom:You know what?! No fortnite for 5 months!
Autistic Kid: W-what?
Autistic Kid: N-no F-fort-n-nite?
Autistic Kid: MOM PLEASE!
Autistic Kid: :Crying:
Mom: :Takes Fortnite:
Mom: :Leaves:

by Meesha the gray girl kitty June 9, 2018

fortnite

A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"

Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?

by My Life Is Meaningless October 24, 2019

fortnite

a very very very pog game.

"fortnite is poggy"

by fortnitedoggggay March 23, 2022

fortnite kid

low life fatty that stays inside 24/7 too play Fortnite

person .1 you like fortnite
child .1 yes
person ,1 LITTLE FORTNITE KID

by eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae September 21, 2022

Fortnite

A 3rd person battle-royal style game that people hate just because other people hate it

Person 1: "Omg fortnite so trash lollololol
Person 2: "Shut up no one asked"

by AmongusGamer May 12, 2022

Fortnite

a stupid ass game that virgins play

Person 1:Do you play Fortnite?
Person 2:Yeah!
Person 1: Ew virgin!

by Kristy13 July 6, 2019

Fortnite

An autism breeding ground for middle school kids

Blake: Omg lawl i quikscop3d him with my scar bro
Cody: Omg so cool
Blake: wanna play fortnite after school?
Cody: I can't, my mom took away my xbox for being mean on the playground.

by s3x and drugs May 23, 2018