by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009
the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022
by Woha Langley January 19, 2021
Short for graham cracker.
by markjohnson24 March 02, 2023
“I went home early just so I could get cracked by my boyfriend”
“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”
“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”
by Loveeee February 13, 2025
A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
when three men/women put they're butts together as a male puts his penis inside and out them again and again until the male has to ejaculate, as he aims for the middle
by Honkykong13241324 July 01, 2011