Cheese balls

When ever you put cheese on your dick and let your dog lick it of

Last night I got so drunk I let my dog lick my cheese balls

by sockfucker January 19, 2020

Morning cheese

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

by Swolman09 December 31, 2017

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

cheese eater

A "rat". A snitch, slimy two faced, backstabbing coward telltale who probably also will eat the cheese out of somebody's dirty underwear if it will keep them out of jail!

The reason Jon didn't go to jail is because he is a cheese eater! Told on all his friends and got zero time. Rotten stinking cheese eater!

by annoyedbypeople December 19, 2015

cheese head

The coolest person you will ever meet. Cheese head is a great friend and is certainly very hot.

marry me cheese head

by i am a person writing stuff June 4, 2022

cheese table

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.

by Iz Markie May 20, 2003

Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

by Chris&CP September 13, 2011