Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Bum fluff

Bum fluff is someone with stinky farts and uses all your paint

“Oi ya bum fluff stop using all me tins brah”

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022

Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022

Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplican qualifies for this title!

The massive Trump Bum sunk the expected Red Wave, hilarious!

by seudokode November 9, 2022

Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplikin qualifies.

The weight of the massive Trump Bum sunk the Red Wave, hilarious!

by seudokode November 9, 2022

Bum shaker

A person who shakes their ass.

"Milkan is a bum shaker"

by giggan1gga November 11, 2022

Bum brine

Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew

Cor, Ive got awful bum brine after those singha beers and house special vindaloo last night

by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022