A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
by unused username November 27, 2023
Get the Pain-bonermug. by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024
Get the raging home bonermug. by Adolf Lincoln June 6, 2018
Get the Bonerablemug. by Max_psq January 12, 2017
Get the Bonerabilitymug. I stared at him as he was going through the process of bonering.
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."
by Phattt Thicc NIck Dipples April 5, 2021
Get the Boneringmug. The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014
Get the Boner blockademug. A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020
Get the RELUCTANT BONERmug.