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Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
by unused username November 27, 2023
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raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!
by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024
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Bonerable

The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse
I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”
by Adolf Lincoln June 6, 2018
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Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability
She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.
by Max_psq January 12, 2017
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Bonering

I stared at him as he was going through the process of bonering.
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."
by Phattt Thicc NIck Dipples April 5, 2021
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Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014
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RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020
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