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Beans

Beans is a word and transcends all languages. It means everything and nothing at the same time. The only real person who knows the true meaning of beans is Juan Diaz
Dominic: hey Jordan you wanna go see a movie later?
Jordan: beans.
by spEd boi February 21, 2020
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bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.
Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.
by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020
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Bean Bean

by David Lawrence February 28, 2020
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cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."
person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.
by confusedindigo March 5, 2020
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Beans

Person 1 : Insert your beans into my hole

Person 2: okay daddy
by sisNo March 8, 2020
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Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
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BEAN

Adjective:// synonym for ‘space cadet’/to describe someone who is somewhat spaced out/ not mentally coherent in conversation
Paul-“On a scale of one to bean how stoned are you

Hunter-“ MR Bean
by Ringbone9 March 16, 2020
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