ass in a crack

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.
by Appauling July 11, 2014
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Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 20, 2024
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Crack Backin

When u playin a sport or just kickin it around town, and u decide enough is enough and lay the person out on their back, and listen for that crack.
Its fun to crack backin someone on the other team, especially when theyre a bitch and diserve it
by Crack Backin King of Cali November 05, 2009
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jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020
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Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.
"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"
by Sbot April 10, 2010
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crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
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FREE CRACK!

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!
by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023
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