Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'

by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

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K-mart

Code for weed

PerSan- "I'm gonna go to K-mart!"
Me- "Oh ok. You do you...."

by Isssme January 14, 2019

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A psycho person addicted to girls named Tess usually. Also a person who often quotes cheesy songs about loosing someone or just strait up homoerotic lyrics. K Pratt is also refered to as Woogy from Something About Mary or as JP from Grandma's Boy.

K Pratt is going all Woogy over Tess again.

by Firebird_dude December 9, 2008

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K-Rex

A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.

Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.

Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.

"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."

by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025

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