Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.

Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?

by James Dornan September 17, 2021

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Take the cart

The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten those sketchy shrimp tacos, now I need to take the cart!

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Take the L

BEING A NOOB BWAHAHAHAHAHA

TAKE THE L NOOB

by Chessysussy January 5, 2022

Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.

Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.

by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011

take the fly

(Familiar) To take the fly : To be angry / annoyed abruptly for a subject of little importance, for a futile reason.

Come on Pierre-Emmanuel ! Don't take the fly like that, it was just a joke.

by LegolasDu92 August 17, 2018

take a shy

to take a shower or bathe

Lebron: Ew, you got this stuff all over me man
Mr. Beast: yea man you should take a shy when we get home

by C-Cock October 20, 2023