Shit Kicker

A pair of flat sole leather boots wore mostly by hicks farmers and construction workers.

Kiersten : Last night was so amazing Jake came to my place and fucked the silly out of me while he was wearing his Shit Kickers!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!

by SlopNChop June 27, 2017

Shit head

what your mother calls your father when he's not around or when she's drunk

"mom were's dad?" "Oh, that shit head? probley at a bar with that whore secretary of his!"

by Sejas February 21, 2010

nigger shit

Upon taking a shit, you look into the toilet and realize it's extraordinarily black

I had a bad feeling when I went to take a shit. Sure enough as I peered within the toilet, I realized I had a nigger shit. Black as night.

by madisonkillborne August 4, 2009

SHIT BAGGER

A comment made to someone with very ugly face

That girl is a nasty shit bagger

by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006

holy shit

1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.

1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"

by Freaky T July 7, 2006

shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.

I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!

by John May 31, 2004

Black Shit

The subtance you smoke when there is no pot available at all.
This material is derived from cleaning out the stem or pipe of a used bong.
The colour of Black shit is black and it smells like shit.
Black shit is only smoked in desperation.

"Hey, u got any pot man?"
"Nah bro only just got this"
"What the fuck is this smelly shit?"
"It's Black shit bro"
"Fuck smokin dat shit aye"

by superMick February 5, 2009