The Moynihan Rule

Say whatever it takes to join a threesome.

"Yeah, so last Thursday, I was chatting up these two gorgeous ladies, and long story, kidna boring, but I ended joining ISIS, per the Moynihan Rule. I think I helped chop off some dude's head, but also ended up in bed with them, so all's well that end's well. Except for that headless dude."

by BobBurnt October 5, 2022

Parisi Rule

If you do parisi then you are gay.

The Parisi rule states that if you go there you are gay.

by Justin Fontana January 22, 2019

The Y rule

People who’s names start with y have to take pictures with polar bears when at the promenade. Per sir Thomas Edison’s rule.

Yoni must listen to the y rule

by Thomas Edison 123 December 4, 2020

Rule 3

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

snack rule

Gay

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

by Yoitshypermanset December 3, 2019

SPV Rule

whenever combining multiple colors together (i.e. painting), you are likely to be subjected to the SPV rule. That is to say that the resulting color will either look like shit, piss, or vomit.

Guy A: I was painting something the other day, and when I combined black, yellow, and red it kind of looked like--
Guy B:--shit. Yeah, I know. That's part of the SPV Rule.

by uhnororo January 8, 2011

the self-aware rule

When a character becomes self-aware if it is public on there will be one comment like someone get the mind eraser or execute protocol Instert number of volume,section,page or a combination of 2 or 3 of those

Instert character here is self-aware the self-aware rule enabled

by Protocols May 25, 2023