You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

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Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.

“Is that an angel from heaven?” No its just Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest

by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025

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Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride

this is what you see in roblox when sommbody try's to fucking skam you its not real go cry about it that you lost you're robux

roblox chat:
(scammer):TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride
(smart-player):no
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): O: ABC OMG OMG
(scammer): just give me all youre robux
(smart-player): dont do it
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): TAKE MY MONEY
(scammer): haha thanks bye
(game): scammer left the game
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child):WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA

(smart-player): told you

by dirtnoob December 27, 2021

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