by juddily June 30, 2022
Get the facebook mommug. Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
Get the Facebook sickmug. Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students. Membership was initially limited to Harvard students, gradually expanding to other North American universities and, since 2006, anyone over 13 years old. As of 2020, Facebook claimed 2.8 billion monthly active users, and ranked seventh in global internet usage. It was the most downloaded mobile app of the 2010s.
by Α January 13, 2022
Get the FaceBookmug. Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
by Jacked313 December 20, 2012
Get the Facebook Glancingmug. by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015
Get the facebook crazymug. person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
Get the facebook mommug. A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.
College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
by Collegeman5 January 24, 2024
Get the Facebookmug.