noodle neckted

when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight

I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.

by James noodle April 21, 2018

Scaraptic Neckbrain

A scaraptic neck brain is a cuss word in the Potatoshire language of Ashmanda

You scaraptic neckbrain!!

by Baguette!! June 22, 2018

Welfare Necklace

A padlock & chain worn like a necklace. Worn because you cannot afford a real necklace or as a joke.

Hey Dave! Look at Tristan over there! He's wearing a welfare necklace! His parents are poor!

by Mokosus July 14, 2018

Goose necker

Goose necker is a chick that bobs her head when talking due to the over use of her favorite night hobby. Mostly ghetto trash dope users. These are the most used tools in the street game when setting someone up to get jacked or murdered. Watch out for this goose necker she is a trap.

Man this goose necker thinks she is running game

by Lucdog September 18, 2018

Alaskan Neckbrace

Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them

Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.

by tunapouch2250 October 3, 2018

Texas Neckbrace

When you're in the middle of 69ing and you suddenly and violently straddle your partners head with your legs, plant your butt on their face and sing Roger Miller's country classic "You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"

I was feeling a little frisky last night so I took the ol' gal to Longhorn Steakhouse and then gave her a Texas Neckbrace after

by Marty McFarty October 11, 2018

Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.

by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018