28 March

Birthday of Egor Zotov, also known as a really cool guy and an always sober person

“Bro, it is Egor’s birthday” - “sick”
“Mark, Egor is going to celebrate 28 march tomorrow” - “Bro, im dead💀”

by TimTim1000 March 28, 2023

27th March

A day of celebration of the birth of Keith Arsewank on British Twitter. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he is a US conservative known for his views about armed teachers.

Happy Keith Arsewank Day! The 27th March is a day of celebration and you should celebrate it as well!

by fearlessmonkey8 April 10, 2023

Henry march

Henry march is a bitch

He also likes war thunder

Person: “Yo henry march whas good”
Henry march: “meow :3”

by BEWUOAKSNWK April 17, 2023

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

Griddy Merchant

Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.

Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023