4 march

International beat ya bitch day

Today is 4 march ill meet my bitch and beat her up

by its me unknown March 4, 2024

11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day

bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

29 March

National have sex with ur gf in the shower day

bf: its 29 march have sex with me in the shower
gf: ok

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024

9th march

It stands for "National day for men" and the whole day we show our closest men much love and appreciation.
It doesn't have a historically significant reason why it's on the 9th of march every year.
Many are debating whether it is harmful for women because it is right after "National women's day", and it may be an example of some kind of mockery towards women, but it really is just a coincidence.

"Hey have you heard what day it is today?"
"Oh, is today the day of homosexuals - uh i mean the we celebrate our definitely heterosexual men, 9th march?"
"I knew you would know"
"I mean who wouldn't hahaha, must be not very bright"
"Some Milica surely doesn't know"

by nijekardenilija March 9, 2024

10th March

Aurora and Jovic's 1 month anniversary!!

Eg. "What's the date?" "Its 10th March." "Omg it's Aurora and Jovic's Anniversary!"

by Valllllllll March 10, 2024

10th March

The one month anniversary of 2 very special people...😉

Eg. "What's the date?" "Its 10th March, why?"
"Oh my god! It's 2 very special people's 1 month anniversary!!"

by Valllllllll March 10, 2024