double-mom

To bang a girl with enough force to not only get her knocked up, but also impregnate her fetus, which may or may not even be female.

I double-mommed that broad so bad that I'll be paying child support well into my 80s.

by tenderloin October 16, 2007

your mom

BURN!!

Dude: "That is so creepy."
Person: "What's so creepy?"
Dude: "Your mom."
Other Dude: "BURN!!"

by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009

Step-mom

A big-ass nice, titty ass, selfish ass, milf-ass mother fucker!!!

My step-mom is a bitch!

by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

Your Mom

A diss meant for only when you:
1. Can't come up with anything better.
2. You really want to piss off your friends and family.
3. You feel like it.

"Your Mom is sooooo smexy"
Synonym-?, Antonym- Your Dad, Related word-?, Misspelling- Ur Mom, Your Mother, YO MAMA!, and ur mommy

by IMMAEATYOUFORDINNER!!!!! February 7, 2010

your mom

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands

grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after


by dog November 30, 2004

ur mom gay

A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.

Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”

by minecraftgekyumescircumcision April 23, 2018

Skeet o' mom

Skeet o' moms: action phrase meaning that someone likes to have sexual relations with mothers, also known as MILFs. The skeeting can partake inside the mother or on the mother as long as it is with, infact a mother. You can find a great variety of MILFs at the superstore "Skeet o' moms" (membership required)

"Damn I felt like a 20 yr convict that got parole at the playmate mansion when i got to have your mom over for some skeet o' mom time. Dont worry i let her take a shower before cooking your dinner"

by AnonymousPDX August 16, 2006