Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.
Joseph:
Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?
Me:
Are you still playing
That cringe Fortnite? That’s
Our friendship is over!
Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?
Me:
Joseph: Dude?
Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?
Me:
Are you still playing
That cringe Fortnite? That’s
Our friendship is over!
Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?
Me:
Joseph: Dude?
by Theory42 June 27, 2019

A type of cancer that is more common in men than the other 69 genders, will cause your girlfriend to break up with you and will cause school shooters untill becoming unpopular in 2019
by TheFlameGod May 25, 2018

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by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020

Not to be confused with fortnight which means 14 days. A game virgins play because they’re bored of their own depressed lives. They pay attention to the game more than anyone else. You lose your girlfriend if you play unless you’re gay, because chances are every guy plays it.
“Dude, you missed out on the best party ever! I lost my virginity!”, “oh sorry I was playing fortnite.”
by condom ass May 22, 2018
