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Fortnite

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.
Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?
by Theory42 June 27, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A type of cancer that is more common in men than the other 69 genders, will cause your girlfriend to break up with you and will cause school shooters untill becoming unpopular in 2019
by TheFlameGod May 25, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Max:I love fortnite
Me:you love playing the worlds most terrible game ever
by sexosex August 18, 2021
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

a popular free game played by virgins and 3 year olds.
dumbass #1: "FORTNITE BATTLE PASSSSS"
dumbass #2: "I JUST SHIT... OUT MY ASSSSSS"
by 💪😐🫵 September 7, 2022
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Not to be confused with fortnight which means 14 days. A game virgins play because they’re bored of their own depressed lives. They pay attention to the game more than anyone else. You lose your girlfriend if you play unless you’re gay, because chances are every guy plays it.
“Dude, you missed out on the best party ever! I lost my virginity!”, “oh sorry I was playing fortnite.”
by condom ass May 22, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

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