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Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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Fortnite

Dogshit game and if you play it your gay
Hey I play Fortnite. Ok gay piece of shit
by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020
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Fortnite

A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.
Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later

Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole
by Alois30 May 11, 2018
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Fortnite

The cause of ligma.

it is said that for every fortnite account that is made, the user gets ligma, therefore the user loses his girlfriend, job and house, other symptoms are extreme laziness and antisocial behavior, so as you see, this game is more dangerous than you think, People are still working on a cure, but it turns out the disease is unstoppable after the patient has played one or more round(s) of fortnite unless their mom forbids them to play it.

Stay Safe and get ROBLOX instead.
BREAKING NEWS: Ligma epidemy increased severely since end 2017, Breakup rate increased by 97,2% among gamers. Homelessness levels among gamers increased 162,9% among gamers too. laziness has also increased. Fortnite is still not banned.
by that fucking degenerate weeb August 20, 2018
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fortnite

FOrTnItEs GaY someone says and i say that's great to hear your thoughts but maybe i enjoy the game and i think its fun so let me play what makes me happy
by Fortnite September 14, 2020
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Fortnite

A game where in the first five minutes of playing you instantly have serve autism
by 123absea May 6, 2018
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