A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
Get the Douche Canoemug. The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
Get the Phantom Douchemug. pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.
A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."
by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011
Get the douch-emug. Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.
by Blockinlick May 2, 2018
Get the Douche Nougatmug. A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.
by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018
Get the Douche Mobilemug. Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.
If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.
by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018
Get the Duke of douche-baggarymug. by Pv35 February 2, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug.