spum dog

the act of lickin dirty spum from a belson #1

man did you see that spum dog that shit was nasty bro!!

by dano n piss off April 17, 2011

lava dog

A poop that is so malicious and hot that it feels like your asshole is going to burn/melt; poop that would make one think that they ate magma

Jesus! I just lava dogged so bad I think that my ass hair is singed.

by OhNoSecrets October 4, 2010

Screw dog

A name given to correctional officers by crims.
screw do-o-g

"Muster time ,Return to your own landings" Officer

"Whatever you Screw Dog, take me down the back." little johnny.

by Unna bro May 12, 2011

dog laugh

When someone laughs through their nostrils, (like when a dog sniffs) it makes a airy laugh sound

Person 1:Hey whats up?

Person 2:Pudding boners.

Person 1: *dog laughs*

Person 1: Hahahaha

by LL jboog May 12, 2011

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

dog surfing

To utilize a k9 and rollerblades as a means of transportation. Also considered an extreme sport depending on the k9.

We enjoyed the wonderful afternoon dog surfing in the streets.

by gokussx4 April 27, 2009

skanker-dog

a slacker; one who is lazy or doesnt work hard

nich- hey cassie y u so lazy.
cassie- cuz im a skanker-dog

by shriner42 March 27, 2009