Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016
Get the crack flappingmug. A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.
"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking
by zorsnacks October 9, 2023
Get the crack needlesmug. by swag9001 June 15, 2024
Get the whip crackmug. Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish
by Brad and eddie September 7, 2016
Get the cheddary crackmug. yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl
by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020
Get the Big craigs crack dealershipmug. A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
Get the Crack-litmug. by Bitchesssssss November 10, 2020
Get the cracked out of assmug.