a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.

Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.

by Hausco September 15, 2022

vince pie

Vince Pie is absolutely unforgettable. She is beyond beautiful and the most loyal being to grace the planet. If she loves you, it's a big deal and you are insanely lucky to be on the recieving end. One of a kind! She is underestimated but shows those who doubt her abilities that she can do anything she sets her mind to.

Have you had the pleasure of meeting Vince Pie?

No..

You haven't lived.

by VincePie87 September 5, 2016

Sammy wammy pie

Sammy wammy pie is a nickname fo biitchygrande but -my wammy pie with and kts very quirky to be called this

my little sammy wammy pie ;-;
i am such a little sammy wammy pie

by a🤍 March 11, 2022

Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.

Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!

by addirall_ September 2, 2022

Moon pie

Similar to a cream pie, however in this variation, the last possible moment before ejaculation occurs, you strike your partner with such force that it causes them to see stars

I gave her the old moon pie last night so hard that it almost put her in the hospital.

by jhawk2000 August 10, 2020

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019