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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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Cracked

He’s happy because he got cracked last night
by Narrcleorrr July 31, 2025
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Crack

Hey I’m itching in my-
Your hairy booty crack.
by Bittthole April 1, 2021
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Lick a Crack Day

When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede
“Hey Mr Sherry! Today is lick a crack day! Get ready!” Says Moto
by charliedown June 1, 2024
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Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025
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TW//Cracked Pie

this tw was once said by the well known influencer Duke Depp, the story of “TW//Cracked Pie” was that he was doing a dukemoose live while waiting for his pie to bake (it was a frozen box pie, he cant bake) and when he went to get his pie out it was CRACKED.
omg TW//Cracked Pie
by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021
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