Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
by lxserings December 5, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by geuis November 25, 2017
Get the holden michael billiotmug. 
His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
by That One Discord Person May 6, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by fifufuguguugugugjgheriu4t839qe May 7, 2019
Get the Michael atkinsonmug. The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
by Moo moo mr cow May 3, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho
Love you Michael
Love you Michael
by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.