loves the cock

Derogatory term for some of homosexual tendancies.

"See that bloke there, he LOVES THE COCK"

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

love it or leave it

A term used by those who don't understand the concept of dissent.

The angry woman shouted "Love it or leave it!" at the anti-war protesters, because they were making her miss Jerry Springer.

by Allegra October 6, 2003

love hole

any canal you can stick something and get pleasure

My love hole aches for your loving.

by Joelle March 29, 2003

love tumor

An idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.

She grew a love tumor just meeting him for the first time

by William Dexter April 15, 2010

puppy love

The act of developing a fake surface crush on somebody of the opposite sex, usually because you're too much of a pussy to actually speak to them. This is usually attributed to the large loner community. Due to their inability to make the approach and introduce themselves, these people resort to "watching" their crush from afar, daydreaming about them, etc. This usually leads to heavy depression once they're struck with the realization that they will never get to be with this person. However, it should be noted that the ecstasy these people feel upon visualizing their crush for the first few weeks is far more exciting than one could ever imagine. After the depression stage, the loner learns to accept his fate like he has done so many times in the past.

Me: Man, that girl is so fuckin' pretty. I'd love to take her out on a date and pamper her with flowers, chocolates and stuff. Plus, I'm a Scorpio and she's a Cancer. Don't you think we would get along just great?

My friend: Uh, yeah, sure. Why don't you just go talk to her dude?

Me: Fuck that shit. Are you nuts? I'll just stalk her around the halls at school and creep her Facebook for years. I'll daydream about our whacky adventures together and stare at her whenever I get the chance. We have never even spoken before, but just by looking at her, I can tell that she is the one that I went to spend the rest of my life with. I love her so much.

My friend: You fucking whacko, you. You and your damned puppy love.

by TZG_Eleven June 23, 2011

Much Love

Combination of Love and Respect -

when used by a man to address a woman

'Much Love Sweetheart'

by FF4REAL October 20, 2010

Love-Nazi

A man or woman who are completely prone to destroying relationships. They are either phobic to commitment or they're just down right naturally horrible. Love-Nazi's because they make surviving the relationship like trying to survive the Holocaust. Let's just say, it just doesn't work out very well.

Marge: "Hey you're boyfriend treats you horribly."

Kate: "Yeah, he's a Love-Nazi."

by yourmammaslover September 30, 2010