One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 30, 2023

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass

The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.

by BD Donatello August 29, 2019

slap jayden's ass day

if you see any jayden of the sorts you slap his ass 5 time's

it's slap jayden's ass day we gonna slap your ass jayden

by norace October 07, 2022

national slap ass day

April 12th you can slap anyone on the ass and they cant get mad.

I can slap your as because april 12th is national slap ass day

by Camron :) April 12, 2019

National Keelie Slap Day

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP

"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiooooooaaaaaa February 07, 2022