Wethington syndrome

When you are such a psycho bitch you feel the need to destroy your fat ass boyfriends life and trap him and get insanely jealous of every female that’s near your man and you make up psychotic scenarios and ideas and put them in your boyfriends head until he threatens to shoot people.

My mans caught wethington syndrome. He’s in jail for child support and she called Statutory rape charge on him.

by THTmexicangy August 24, 2021

Parumvir syndrome

n. (Par-em-veer)
Literally translates from latin to "little man." This disease afflicts shorter-than-average people around the world. It is caused by the bacteria "Vegrandis malum." This disease causes bad temper, stunts growth, and kills vinveittur cells (cells that produce the aequus or "calm" horomone.) This can be treated with doctor perscribed treatments.

Parumvir syndrome effects millions every year.

by Island Fred June 13, 2007

Couillard Syndrome

Passing out cold after the smoking of bud nuggets. May inclue a ghostly white skin pigment and unfinshed sentences.

Wow man wake up, lookin like you got that Couillard Syndrome.

by richb8489 October 9, 2008

the flix syndrome

A rare instance in which a person lacks enough intellect as to make it so others perceive these individuals as being almost chimp-like in behaviour and intelligence.

Some word enough go as far as to say such a comparison is insulting to ape kind everywhere. A flix syndrome sufferer truly has no hope of surving alone and they are typically seen together in groups playing 'catch the shit' and 'where is my penis, it's too small to see'

Hot goth 1 "Do you see this man trying to have sexual relations with a cardboard cutout of famed paedophile Umar Patel?"

Hot goth 2 "he is surely suffering with the flix syndrome"

Fuck you, flix

by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022

LCS Syndrome

LCS stands for Lack of Common Sense Syndrome.

Someone lacking the intelligence to a high extreme.

"Dude come' on let's cross, the car is right there but we will make it!!" " Yo your going to get hit by that car idiot, your LCS syndrome is kicking in!"

1.. Putting tin foil in the microwave
2.. Having sex with animals
3.. 2+2 obviously = 4

by Davvyyyyy November 14, 2011

Duane's syndrome

An illness in which you are a total pussy and your dad smells of shit

You See him, I bet he has fucking Duane's syndrome

by Gingerjoe2000 April 22, 2017

340 syndrome

340 syndrome, also known as B58 syndrome, is when a person purchases a 340i and instantly think they have the fastest car on the street. These people have fragile egos, and will talk to anyone about their car who will listen. All of them have cringey 1stockf30 knockoff instagrams posted on the side windows.

That 340 syndrome kid said he'd beat my big turbo gti, what a retard

by slownb8 March 19, 2023