The people at a party who perform the tasks a parent would, but instead of young children, there are inebriated guests. eg., cleaning up puke, hydrating, arranging transportation, finding place for everyone to sleep, generally maintaining happiness/health.
"man, i was so wasted last night, i passed out on the floor and this morning i woke up in a soft bed with water and painkillers by my side, there must have been some great party parents."
by The Boss 47 April 21, 2012
Get the Party Parents mug.v. The act of sneezing (often a suppressed half sneeze) which is then followed up with a rowdy and/or giddy exclamation of "WOO!"
n. The raddest of sneezes. The party sneeze embodies one's love for both life and sneezing. Often a party sneeze can be brought on through the consumption of chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches.
n. The raddest of sneezes. The party sneeze embodies one's love for both life and sneezing. Often a party sneeze can be brought on through the consumption of chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches.
This party is especially delightful and has put me in the grandest of moods! Oh my I must sneeze now! Achoo-WOO! Golly that was a stellar party sneeze!
by Kevbot the Great July 20, 2011
Get the Party Sneeze mug.The application of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution to partying. While there are different branches of Party Darwinism, most adherents agree to the following beliefs:
1. Parties evolve throughout the evening so that only the "fittest" and "best partiers" are able to keep partying. Weaker partiers end up going home, vomiting, or getting lost.
2. Partying evolution strengthens the party and makes it more fun.
3. Those who attempt to help weaker partiers continue throughout the evening ultimately just slow down the partying evolution and make it less fun for everyone.
1. Parties evolve throughout the evening so that only the "fittest" and "best partiers" are able to keep partying. Weaker partiers end up going home, vomiting, or getting lost.
2. Partying evolution strengthens the party and makes it more fun.
3. Those who attempt to help weaker partiers continue throughout the evening ultimately just slow down the partying evolution and make it less fun for everyone.
Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "Dude, stop trying to help Steve up after he falls over on his face from drinking too much. Just let him lay in the gutter."
Friend 2 (Party Socialist): "C'mon man. It's so much more fun when we all stay together and move at the same pace and split our drinks."
Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "I believe in Party Darwinism. Leave the weak behind. Only the strong deserve to keep partying."
Friend 2 (Party Socialist): "C'mon man. It's so much more fun when we all stay together and move at the same pace and split our drinks."
Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "I believe in Party Darwinism. Leave the weak behind. Only the strong deserve to keep partying."
by Party-or-Die September 19, 2011
Get the Party Darwinism mug.a get together made by scott curby it involves going to an unknow place with unknow people and unknown beverages if in fact you go yu end up at the damn with no clue what your doing you relize your friends have no idea what their doing so you decide that it's a party basesd on the fact that you find humor in all thinking that the enitre concept sux massive ass and what mostly happens is they go thining that they might meet girls in this undecided place but it turns out to be a big sausage fest and they mostly pass out talking about how they are all hooking up with hottie etc etc etc when all they do is repat the phantoim patry scene every night thinking somthing knew will happen that in it self would make them all insane
scott: hey mike lets call vinny and see if he wants to party
mike: ha! he won't go, he does not understand our parties
Scott: we party? damn i didnt know we could call it that
mike: ha! he won't go, he does not understand our parties
Scott: we party? damn i didnt know we could call it that
by CHENTAY July 9, 2004
Get the phantom party mug.The tea party is not just a bunch of conservative pissed off redneck, the tea party is actually a liberal party. A classical liberal party. Liberal means "liberty" and that's means freedom, and that is what the tea party means. The United States view of liberal is allowing people to have sex, even if it's gay, or a threesome, or whatever, whenever they please. They are big on drugs and that stuff, but they don't believe in true economic freedom. The liberals are the ones that are not truly "liberal" and they are taking away our economic freedoms for a replacement of other "rights".
Your typical member of the tea party is truly you average working class American. They want their money and they want to be paid fully for what they work for, instead of spreading the wealth to unmarried pregnant teenagers on weed who live in California who are pretending to be bisexual.
Your typical member of the tea party is truly you average working class American. They want their money and they want to be paid fully for what they work for, instead of spreading the wealth to unmarried pregnant teenagers on weed who live in California who are pretending to be bisexual.
by kyster23 May 7, 2011
Get the tea party mug.a party where kids steal prescription pills from the medicine cabinet, place them in a 'bowl' and take turns picking out the goodies. (top pills looked for: Zanax, oxycontin, percocets, T3, demerol) Can be quite dangerous depending on the mixture of pills brought to the party.
by K. Macdonald November 3, 2007
Get the superbowl party mug.A large noisy gathering, generally of overweight middle class young white people, at a popular dine-in restaurant to celebrate some special event such as someone's birthday. Always features many tables pushed together to form one big one, mixed up orders, separate checks, slow service and an overwhelmed wait staff.
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