TOPS

Tired Of People's Shit

I'm so TOPS in this world!

by Vanessa Wilson August 5, 2025

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Top Conniver

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.

That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers

by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022

Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

Top shagger

Pee wee brennan

When people talk about top shagger they're talking about pee wee brennan

by Willywonkadoh November 16, 2020

Top Sheet

Bougie

That restaurant is top sheet

by Tippertales December 9, 2023

Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022