Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

by Donut was right October 9, 2020

FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"

Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!

by GOODLOW January 18, 2011

facebook mom

a karen when she goes online

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree

by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022

Facebook

A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.

College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.

by Collegeman5 January 24, 2024

Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.

Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.

by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022

facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs

facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol

by juddily June 30, 2022

Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work

Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"

by janielletin October 3, 2014