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The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
Facebook harvests your personal info so they can perform this sex act.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
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facebook algorithm

The thing that swayed the 2016 United States presidential elections without anyone noticing it
Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016
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Facebook Flurry

A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.
One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.
by upsydaisyum August 22, 2014
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Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017
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Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life
Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom
by slsmct January 7, 2022
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Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .
Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00
by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016
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Take it to Facebook

When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.
My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.
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