Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.

responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Hot

Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.

Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.

by MOOS April 22, 2013

Internetionship

A relationship you build with someone, solely through the use of the internet or modern technology. When confronted face to face, subjects act different and circumstance is sufficiently awkward.

I really liked this guy, but we had an internetionship and when we met in person it was weird.

by bloggaaa July 24, 2013

Internetlegent

A description of ones level of intelligence solely based on their information generated from searching the internet.

Darrell is internetlegent. He only knows stuff that he has googled.

by HornoCloud September 30, 2014

Internet

The end of your social life.

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*

by A-Person October 12, 2014

Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.

Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.

by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014