Irish chow house

When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it

Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night

by HuntV18 June 27, 2024

Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.

The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'

by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022

House Party

A song by Anja Kotar that turns the traditional meaning of House Party upside down. In her case, having a house party is when you're home alone and living it up. You chill on the couch in your robe, order some takeout, and binge TV.

"I'm having a house party / Not staying up till morning / Sleep then I'll watch a movie".

"I'm having a house party / And no one else can join me / Just gonna keep it low key".

by bigfocaccia November 25, 2019

Trap House

When a gym bro's traps get so huge he might as well be a fuckin house.

Damn, workin on that trap house, Huh?

by ChrisIngram392 December 13, 2016

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023