an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe
by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019
Get the intro-crack-hoemug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Crack Pipemug. Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025
Get the Cracking Your Homeboymug. by GalaxyTheDev March 15, 2020
Get the Crack Headmug. by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012
Get the cracked a eggmug. Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.
by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018
Get the Cracks my eggmug. by Eye hedgehog August 17, 2022
Get the Cracking a dinglemug.