chocolate pancake

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream

I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had

by Dämïöñ April 3, 2019

Reverse hot chocolate

When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.

guy: dude I had to reverse hot chocolate my toilet last night.

by doomdank February 21, 2021

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017

Chocolate Blowgun

When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth, then proceeds to give a blowjob, leaving the penis coated in chocolate.

Yeah, dude, Sarah gave me that Chocolate Blowgun last night. It was pitch black after that

by SirGoonsAlot April 6, 2025

chocolate alley

See Hershey Highway

Her ass was a Chocolate Alley as sweet as a Hershey Highway!

by DahmDigler February 15, 2020

Belgian Chocolate Croquette

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.

She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.

by Godelieve Van De Putte August 5, 2021

Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”

“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!

by Libdill August 26, 2021