For The Birds And The Barbies

A Better Alternative To “For The Girls And The Gays” Because It Only Includes The Glamourous

This song is only for The Birds And The Barbies because its so sparkly

by Litaloadeon October 4, 2025

Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.

I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.

by anonymous September 9, 2022

Bird

Birds, also known as Aves or avian dinosaurs, are a group of endothermic vertebrates, characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton.

The bird shit on the statue.

by Y’all are dumb September 24, 2019

Bird

Bird is the word

Person 1: Have you heard?
Person 2: Heard what?
Person 1: BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD

by Have I told you the story of E July 13, 2022

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

the bird

I want to add something to an otherwise perfect explanation which a pasted below:

The Bird
The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
by The Supporter March 08, 2007
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What he forgot was that if the person in the middle (The Bird) is a male, the move can also be coined the Pterodactyl (awkwardly spelled). He also forgot to mention that this move is most often executed after a long night of partying, or at the end of an otherwise typical porno.

Your welcome,

"At the end of the flic Jasmin does The Bird"

"At the end of the flic Cody does The Pterodactyl"

by Also known as the Pterodactyl November 24, 2015