Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

cock meat sandwitch

what the inmates eat at Guantanamo Bay. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008). it is another word for sucking cock

the inmates next to harold and kumar had to enjoy there cock meat sandwitch while they had to wait for big bob

by samtheman4808 May 6, 2008

NJ Meat Hook

When performing doggystyle anal sex, one reaches around with two fingers and uses the vajingo for leverage.

My girlfriend has epilepsy, and if it wasn't for the NJ Meat Hook, i'd look like an amateur on a mechanical bull.

by Tony Ruckus April 18, 2010

Off the meat hook

Used to describe situations that are, "Mad pimpin," "Outrageous,""Preposterous," or just plain amazing.

Oh my fuckin gawd! That shit was off the MEAT HOOK!

by Dudemycat February 24, 2010

Rotten Meat Mound

When a woman's clitoral lips are so beatin' and battered that they start to turn a purplish brown color and wrinkle to the point that they look like a pile of thick cut lunch meat that has sat in the sun for a week or so; also tends to resemble the meat in smell

James thought that giving girls head was terrible, but that was because he could only pay hookers for sex and he had been chewin' on rotten meat mounds.

by imwildyourmild March 9, 2009

Swedish Swap Meat

A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.

Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.

by Fobill April 22, 2010

beats his meat

Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.

This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.

by Greenguy420 February 4, 2015