Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.
by cosmic candy September 06, 2017
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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.
“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”
by AJ Rules The School July 18, 2018
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Facebooker

A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.
A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
by APlumbob December 11, 2017
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Facebooker

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
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facebooker

a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time
"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker
by instagramer June 03, 2014
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facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
by bigcoluk January 04, 2018
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