cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Tuna Sandwich

When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.

Taeler has a tuna cooch and loves eating tuna sandwiches

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Club Sandwich

When two fat people begin to 69 in your local gay bar

Did you hear about that Club Sandwich last Saturday?

by 01011010 01101111 01101111 010 May 2, 2017

chode sandwich

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.

John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.

by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016

Sandwicher

Sandwicher is the definition of pure perfection. One someone hears this name, their ears are blessed. Sandwicher is also the name of a very cool dude who makes great sandwiches.

Person: Sandwicher is cool

Person is now 10x cooler

by not_Sandwicher January 26, 2021

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.

and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022