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Poo

Poo well I've had a lot of poos we have

The sparkler: when you release a huge poo that hurts like crazy it made me scream in pain
the sticky: when a poop sticks to your hand and you have to wash it off
the normal: dude it's just a plain poo
The corn: a poo that has corn
The veggies: a poo that has veggie pieces in it
The hot trots: hot diarrhea

The trots: diarrhea

The monster: a poo taller than the toilet water
The green: green poo from food coloring

The bad: poo that is yellow from low bile or from food coloring
The hot trots icky: burning liquid poo that is clear with a brownish tint to it like the sticky poo
Those are just some of the poops I've had
by pookiesgramma July 19, 2017
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Poo

Poo is a brown sticky ,hard and soft solid it comes out in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes poo is so big you need an extra flush
Hi did you do big poo in the bathroom

Yeah why

Well you stunk out the bathroom

By Emmi
by poo is the best December 18, 2022
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poo crease

Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.
by Godivasports October 27, 2023
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Poo

A poo is used mainly as sex toys.
‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said

‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly

They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned

He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021
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poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."
Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."
by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025
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boopy poo

do u wanna get boopy pooed
by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020
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Pinky pinky poo poo

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
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