Poo well I've had a lot of poos we have
The sparkler: when you release a huge poo that hurts like crazy it made me scream in pain
the sticky: when a poop sticks to your hand and you have to wash it off
the normal: dude it's just a plain poo
The corn: a poo that has corn
The veggies: a poo that has veggie pieces in it
The hot trots: hot diarrhea
The trots: diarrhea
The monster: a poo taller than the toilet water
The green: green poo from food coloring
The bad: poo that is yellow from low bile or from food coloring
The hot trots icky: burning liquid poo that is clear with a brownish tint to it like the sticky poo
Those are just some of the poops I've had
The sparkler: when you release a huge poo that hurts like crazy it made me scream in pain
the sticky: when a poop sticks to your hand and you have to wash it off
the normal: dude it's just a plain poo
The corn: a poo that has corn
The veggies: a poo that has veggie pieces in it
The hot trots: hot diarrhea
The trots: diarrhea
The monster: a poo taller than the toilet water
The green: green poo from food coloring
The bad: poo that is yellow from low bile or from food coloring
The hot trots icky: burning liquid poo that is clear with a brownish tint to it like the sticky poo
Those are just some of the poops I've had
by pookiesgramma July 19, 2017

Poo is a brown sticky ,hard and soft solid it comes out in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes poo is so big you need an extra flush
by poo is the best December 18, 2022

Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.
by Godivasports October 27, 2023

‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."
Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."
by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.
Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
