Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

Pocket smiler

1. Someone who stares from at people from a distance.

2. Stalker.

Steven is such a pocket smiler. He’s always staring at me and always asking where I’m at.

by TheBigOneInyourMom August 19, 2018

Pocket Cowboys

The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.

Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!

by Epstein June 22, 2021

Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather

Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands

by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022

oink pocket

Function: Noun

THE female genitalia.

See also: squish mitten poontang vertical smile

I will prevail in that butt! Or at least her oink pocket.

by Mr. Descriptor July 27, 2016

Outta Pocket

Outta Pocket (short for "Out of Pocket")
This phrase can be used in two distinct ways:

To describe inappropriate behavior or remarks:
It refers to actions or comments that are out of line, offensive, or unsuitable for a particular situation.

To refer to something excessively expensive or costing money:
It can describe something unaffordable or an expense that someone has to personally cover.

Example for definition 1:
Guy 1: "I hate people with cancer!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, dude, that's outta pocket for real."

Example for definition 2:
Guy 1: "Wanna grab lunch during the break?"
Guy 2: "No way, that's outta pocket, and I'm broke!"

by PingPongAtlanta November 19, 2024

Pocket Jake

me

"I am Pocket Jake."

by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021