penis overload

A penis overload is when you clog up your urethra with your hot, sticky semen

i heard blake wanking to meatspin and doing a penis overload

by iLOVErednecks November 12, 2018

Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

Penis Honker

Used to describe someone who briefly squeezes the head of a penis like a clown would honk their nose

John: I've heard Ralph is a real Penis Honker in bed
Ralph: Oh thanks you clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

Penis mcfrappler

Man who sticks penis in mcfrappe. On top of that it is when he jerks his Weiner back and fourth in your drink, and uses his jizz as a creamer.

"Dude look how the old man in the drive through pulled a penis mcfrappler."
"Yeah man, he stuck all 2 inches in my mcfrappe and creamed in it.

by HEYArnoldPalmer October 28, 2018

Wumbo Penis

A very large, muscular, girthy, and elongated Penis or Cock

WOW! Jimmy that's one wumbo penis.

by One Gurdy Boi October 30, 2018