Keegan That Shit

The act of smoking of a cigarette down to the filter, or the act of violently humping a object until the object is dead or has internal bleeding.

If you don't Keegan That Shit I will put my ball sack into your beard.

by Wowlova4life December 29, 2007

Battle Shits

A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...

1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.

2. Farts are included.

3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.

4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.

Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*

Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!

by Nippy August 25, 2005

Shit spray

A term motorcyclists use to refer to the mist of dirty water that gets kicked up by cars during or immediately following a rain storm.

Man it was scary, I couldn't see out of my face shield because I was covered in some seriously nasty shit spray!

by illusivenick August 19, 2009

eat shit

To take a bad fall, similar to the terms "eat snow" in snow skiing and "eat dirt" in biking. Eat shit can conveniently be used to describe a fall on any kind of terrain, including gravel, concrete, snow, ice, water, or anything you can think of. It is a commonly used term in waterskiing.

Dude... I'm a great waterskiier, but I always eat shit coming around that damn turn!

by JCGould May 5, 2008

Fat Shit

Someone who is ridiculously over-weight and annoying.

Fuck off you fat shit

by mazzaman October 23, 2007

baby shit

NOUN: A yellowish/greenish brown substance with the consistency of a chocolate milkshake which occurs when motor oil and engine coolant/antifreeze mix together. One may discover baby shit on one's dipstick after blowing a head gasket or wearing a hole in one's front cover. Termed because it resembles actually newborn baby fecal matter. May also be called a milkshake.

At first when I discovered the baby shit on my dipstick, I thought I blew my head gasket, but it turns out my timing chain bracket broke, over time allowing the timing chain to wear a hole in the front cover of my s13. I was angry and sad. I cried.

by Daniy August 16, 2007

pigeon shit

"Pigeon shit" is usually used to explain a bleak situation when other words fail.

I lost my job, my house and now my woman? PIGEON SHIT!

by koolkalifornia October 9, 2005