derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
Get the old ear distributes flowermug. A condition of aging. Older people forgetting where they put things, where they are, who they are, what they were about to do!!
by anonymous November 9, 2022
Get the The Oldsmug. When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
Get the Rubbing the old cakemug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.
I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.
by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020
Get the Slept Oldmug. She’s a horny bitch loves anal in the sea loves to dye her hair till she looks like a fishy scarecrow and master Bates with a mascara and love to suck ellie Chester’s and jada Buckley’s big cheesy toes and has massive burger nips boys hit the bitch up
by Suckie for ten Buckie December 23, 2018
Get the Chloe olds Coopermug.